It's one of those days -
I'm going back to bed now.
Try again later.
Haiku, when you'd rather say f*ck you.
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I'm Gizmo. I own Cameron, who ended up getting hooked up with a brat named Joshua, which we've had to adopt. It was suggested on my last vet visit that I needed to see a therapist. Until they make housecalls, this will have to do.
Hate the Brat! Feed the Cat!
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance.
~Dan Greenburg
Everything I know I learned from my cat:
When you're hungry, eat.
When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam.
When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
~Gary Smith
Spank the Brat! Pet the Cat!
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~Bill Dana
Pet the cat, not the brat!
The reason cats climb
is so that they can look down on almost every other animal
- it's also the reason they hate birds.
~K.C. Buffington
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